Ask A Ninja - black

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Cipher Teh Ninja — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:30:08 -0500

Great you're reading.

WWWEEEEELLLLL, now I am on this site and...uh..

Yeah...

Watch for my new series (556 endorsed {not clock crew obviously OMFG, and how did they find this? ninjas..}) ASK TEH NINJA...

It's sort of like a rip-off/parody/tribute thing that hopefully will please the all knowing The Ninja and he won't kill us all.

Of course, because I'm a ninja, I can hide from all that.

BUT, you're screwed.

So now that we got that out of the way, I'm going to speak an ancient, deadly, ninja language that only the true ninjas on the site can understand...

omgroflmao Ican'tw8 4mahkneoughseariez calledasktehninja,causeliek iamtotally theonlytehninjaeverzorslololol lmaoroflburgers, tiem to kill some frenchfries.

Any questions or suggestions, please ask me on this site, or Orochimaru556 on newgrounds.com

or Kisame556@yahoo.com

No I am NOT a big Naruto freak, Those are just wacky names..uh...

I LOOK FORWARD...oh wait, ninjas don't like all caps..

I look forward to slowly chipping away at your self respect and dignity thus causing low self-esteem and Ergo less friends to back you up when I kill you soon!

What about the Robot Ninja's?

bobinja — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:55:56 -0500

Dear AskANinja,

Domi Arigato Mr. Ninjato. Like you, as a Ninja I have seen and done it all and there is almost nothing in these dimensions and universes that I fear... except for the Robot Ninja's. I was traveling forward through the dimension of time for a little R&R. As I was materializing, at my destination in the year 4303, I noticed a black shadowy figure advancing towards me. Naturally, in my mind, the only thing that could possibly sense my arrival was another Ninja. I was right, it was another Ninja, a Robot Ninja. I took all of my power and skill just to avoid every attack this master machination had to offer. I used every weapon known in existence and even some that don’t. Nothing could scratch or put a dent into it. In an act of desperation I used my patented ten-finger grasp of death and spirit warped this metal maniac to the nearest black hole. Exhausted and completely drained of energy I collapsed on the ground victorious. I had met my equal and defeated it. And then the ground started to rumble, as I looked up I gasped. Charging toward me were a hundred thousand more of the same Robot Ninja's. With the last of my energy I dematerialized to enter the dimension of time and just as I finished I saw a hundred thousand swords slice through my ethereal body. As I moved backward through time I didn’t sense any of the Robot Ninja's following me but I fear that I may have shown them the way. May the Ninja Gods help us all if the Robot Ninja's ever find their way to our time.

Sincerely,
Bobinja

El Pirate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:34:17 -0600

A corporate heirloom
Set aside for Ninja glee
Mass produced in blood

Rodger

El Pirate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:28:09 -0600

Invisible man
Swift, black, impending Death Star
The doom of Rodger

Ode to my Black Knight

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:59:29 -0600

Truth a Ninja has
Questions asked bring certain doom
A small price for love

A Ninja Apocalypse

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:54:44 -0600

Come to me my fate
Cast in the image of death
No, I won’t complain

Faster than a Haiku

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:50:48 -0600

So fast you kill us
In the blink of an eye and
already. . .

Slaughter of the Dragon

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:36:48 -0600

Drink from the chalice
Sip the Dragon’s fiery breath
So fast the beast fell