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redundancy

kate10 — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:17:21 -0500

Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic or superfluous text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey. These things can be referred to as being Redundant. Customarily, it is usually common in redundancy to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or words, the same idea or reasoning, thus restating one's thoughts, sometimes paraphrasing oneself and effectively saying the same thing twice, or double, or thrice (three times; triply so), or any number of excessive, unneccessary restatements greater than zero.

i'm the chosen oane

comosicus26 — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:39:57 -0500

I'm a ninja from roumania....my secret names is comosicus
I'm a very skilled ninja
I'm have many ninja skill's
1.I'm groing in a year like others in 365 days
2.i can shift in a dog...but never rin-tin-tin(i dont know whay)
3 I can wacht a jean cloude van damme mouvie ....with out kill myself

Top 10 Girls Gone Gild Spoofs

maxnate69 — Wed, 4 Apr 2007 17:01:34 -0500

What happens when Girls Gone Wild Goes Wrong

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Im a Ninja!!!!

ICEMAN 374 — Tue, 3 Apr 2007 16:11:52 -0500

Hey every one im a ninja in training and im just leting you all know that IM A NINJA!!!! ok im done just wanted to let you all know that...

JellyFish

DBL H — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:38:58 -0500

*whispers* im not really a ninja im a jellyfish *runs away*

So This is It.

bound-by-sin — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 21:20:39 -0500

bound-by-sin (BYS) report
mood: killtastically fresh

So I was coming from my latest mission.

Where? You don't need to know.
Why? You shouldn't have to ask.
When? It was about four hours ago with McKillingston and Angela Bassett...

And the first thing I see is "wow! It would seem that my nin companions have moved out! And believe me it's hard to tell when ninja move out because they don't leave a trace unless they're the really motherly or fatherly kind. Then they leave of plate of cookies surrounded by the remains of a tricerotop and baby tees.

I have to tell you those baby tees are so adorable, but you know it's a distraction when a baby python-king cobra, mutant bear comes crawling out. You do not want to mess with those.

Anyway, so as I arrive, I realize that this could be a trap. However to my dismay, there were no traps, but I knew I was in the right spot because I got the hearty whiff of freshly baked muffins.

These muffins, yeah, super-deadly. Just looking directly into its cherry topping will automatically give you a seizure. I've seen many a nin go down that way.

---The Remains of the Log Have Been Utterly Destroyed---

Ninja Drug Addicts?

MurrCat — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:29:57 -0500

I wonder, are there ninja drug addicts? If so would there be any re-hab programes for them?

MurrCat

A mighty blog indeed

logrin — Mon, 5 Mar 2007 20:18:44 -0600

This is my first blog.....ever. But it is a mighty blog none the less. I posed three epic questions to the ninja recently, under the name Drake, regarding frogs, fire and food. But upon the atempt to create a account I discovered that name to be taken. Distraught my natural reaction was to claim a human life in blind rage. Being alone at the time I had to actively search for a victim, fortunately and for just that reason I live next to a children's hospital. I don't condone killing sick children, it's just easier is all. After that stress releaving exercise I went about creating the rest of my acount. I then resigned myself to writting a mighty blog as soon as possible. I then came to another relisation: I had no prior experience in creating blogs. I decided that I had to undertake an epic quest to aquire that knowledge, it would not be easy. The fact it would be difficult again frustraited me so on my way out I paid another visit to the children's hospital. My journey took me far and wide and eventually lead to an ancient run down apartment complex. I saw the paint peeling off the walls, water gushing from the electrical sockets, and customairy dead junkies. It was then I noticed I was standing in my appartment. Enraged I lept out into the snow and made my way to the children's hospital. Unfortunately due to a rash of disappearances there recently, everyone had checked out. With no outlet for my aggression I declared to seek vengence against my friend and long time enemy Mike, the guitar villan. He was not there at the momment so I assumed by the tone of my echo he excepted my declaration. I then rose up out of the mud in front of his house, riding a seven winged ............hmmmm......ummm..... sea horse. Yes that's it. A sea horse named Sebastion. THE HERALD OF DOOM! I then lept from my mighty sea-steed (oh and if it isn't apparent by now that's my primary form of locomotion, leaping. Yeah, learn to love it.) And kicked in his front door. BOOM! then I kicked in a closet. BA-DOW! and then his fridge and the cubboards and any other compartments I could find. Since that seriously pumped me up I then proceeded to break the universe to create a sword of pure nightmares frozen in time. Screaming the name of my technique,(billowing fist. That's right. A fist that billows, learn to love it.) as is customary. I tore his abode asunder in a single mighty sweep of my blade. However upon close inspection of the rubble I discovered he was not home, I merely killed his family. Feeling a little silly, I left a note saying I was sorry and a twenty to cover the damages. Leaping home I decided I would simply write something mundane, claim that the blog is mighty and tell everyone to learn to love it. And here we are.

talks so fast...

CJ4 — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:13:19 -0600

this ninja guy talks fast... wow its crazy, but i guess thats partly why its funny. sometimes i have to rewind just to understand what he says... sigh.

Ninja in Training

Blue Phoenix — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:43:40 -0600

Well, I have just found out I was a born ninja, and it is late, but I have begun ninja training. My first task was to find the Blade of A thousand Lost Souls from the stomach of a dragon named Jinju. He wasn't easy to kill. I threw many ninja stars into his eyes, blinding him. Then he just went berserk breathing fire everywhere. It was brutal. I finally decided to jump in his mouth, run down his throat, find the sword, and kill him from the inside. It worked.

Ninja's are Cool

KirbytheMan — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:07:26 -0500

Super Piggy Can Beat All OF Your Ninja's. You are all pansies. Put that on your Podcast and smoke it bizzatch!

HoLA! fELLow Ninjas

DeathChillada — Fri, 6 Oct 2006 23:27:17 -0500

I just liked to to HOLA ME AMIGOS! And that i look forward to posting more blogs soon!
yours truly, Death Chillada

Martial Arts Definitions...

kitsune86 — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:33:10 -0500

*Ninja: A rather confused individual who likes sneaking around at night in his pajamas.

*Ninjutsu: The art of being confused and sneaking around in your pajamas

*Aikido: Origami with people

* Kempo: Percussion class with people as the drums

* Jiu-jitsu: people who fold your laundry for you----while you are still wearing it.

* Tai Chi: just like standing still, only faster.

*Karate: The primary purpose of this art is the destruction of wood and other natural products. Most Karate styles have a placing on Green Peace's most wanted list. This art will be outlawed by most countries by the turn of the century. Karate people enjoy pain, this is shown by their habit of fighting with their fists on their hips.

*Kendo: A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult ??

*Kung fu: A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Pray Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other 4 legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.

*Tae kwon do: An unusual martial art that relies on its followers to have the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer.

*Tai chi chuan: Another unusual art that promises ultimate power from moving very slowly for many years. The drawback being that by the time you develop the ultimate power you are close to death anyway.

Well, well, well

Alliance — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:11:17 -0500

Well, this is my first blog over at this amazing site. I've been watching the episodes for a while now, and they are great. I have never seen something so original.
Anyways, I'll start out real slow.
Hi, my name's Sean. I'm a Sophmore at some high school, somewhere, and I make computer games.
I'm kind of a class clown, mixed with geek, musician, and other stuff.
I'm currently single, so if there's a ninja woman out there that wants tp rip my heart out, I'd like to hear from you.

booya 140 739

140_739 — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:59:52 -0500

woohoo first entry, rick james biatch. This is a prequel to the 140 739 cult of ninja assasssins that dominate mankind and all other various wrestlers, along with humankind (the race of men and women).Muaha ha ha ha!!!
Yeah it's kinda lonely thinkin up plans of world domination. Leave me a message , I'll spare you , or kill you quickly, infidel!
140 739 is an assassin cult that will follow their superhuman leader, whose name is 140 739, they are silent and swift like fart of bad eggs,yet powerful and mighty like the backhand of a hooker. And that is all I have to say about that.

The Reel Deal

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why ninjas are so cool

buttman — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 14:15:28 -0500

today at school i told my teacher that i was part of an elite organazation called TEH NINJAS. he has part viking in him so he said that vikings are better.i said way no mr.bailey but still he dident belive me
i got a whole bunch of followers but they were just ninja-likes
just like shawn cornery so they dont have any skills in ninja traing.i have been unlucky in my search to locate a minja.but back on the topic of my teacher mr.bailey
now that he said he is viking he is now my mortal enemy!!!!!!!!so he must die a horribly painful death.i will put every part of TEH NINJAS TO THE TEST OF DEAFEATING MY TEACHER.

Clock Thief!

digitalfilmmaker — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:49:14 -0500

This woman stole my free Rally Monkey Alarm Clock.

Sure it was a bit of a crappy faux clock.

But it was MY crappy faux clock.

This woman arrived sometime during the Fourth inning, and then reached down and took my clock and put into her seat next to her.

My mother was livid.

I took this picture, and told the thief I would be blogging about her.

I don't think she's heard of a blog.

It made my mom laugh.

hilarious!

jreid98 — Tue, 4 Apr 2006 15:34:10 -0500

this stuff cracks me up! but in all honesty... i am a ninja. a real live ninja.

Special Delivery 1: What is Podcasting? - MP3

digitalfilmmaker — Tue, 7 Mar 2006 22:53:54 -0600

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