Who would win in a fight between a "Trunk Monkey" and a Ninja?

Hey, i was just wondering if ninjas need to shower...

I would like to ask a Ninja this question:

What would you be if you weren't a Ninja? I am a school teacher in Australia (grade 6, 11 year-olds). How do you think you would go with that job?

TA

In the Sunny Delight commercial the power packed taste of Sunny D. pwns this ninja. So i was wondering if a ninja can or has a ninja beaten the power packed taste? or if it has something to do with the sports bottle style container? or is Sunny Delight trying to get us to buy their drink so we will be under the false pretenses that we can beat a ninja? (similar to the way ciggarettes kill people, but slower and less painful).