What are some things ninjas would never say? (assuming if they would say anything).

heres some stuff i came up with -

- Itsa me, mario!

- excuse me, can i borrow some soap?

- does th

The mind of a honorable Warrior is Swifter than the end of his blade.........

Meaning.......The warrior becomes smarter by klling with honor than to kill for nothing

wow i was walking home one day and 30 jedi jumped out ok good thing i had my force powers my lightsaber was not working at the time so i shot lightning at all of them but the master i had to chocke an