How I am disgusted by filthy pirate dogs! ARR!! With their stupid pathes and black spots. I mean, come on, people, lets get real here! Pirates were a thing of the past back when Napolian was busy being a french Hitler. And don't even get me started on the french! Oh, and another thing, Smaurais are suck-ups. Ninjas don't need to be a fancy-pants like they are. We're just so fast that no one would see anything other than our speed of mind and body.

Today, I was invited to a garden party, and i was like, all NINJA EXCUSE, so i told them that the international ninja's from japan were like, coming round to share slaughter stories. After the host had left me i went to this party the day after.