Ask A Ninja - death

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NinjaWannabe101 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:09:52 -0500

My friends must be killed by the Ninjas...she called me a freak because I love them... Ninjas are Bad @$$ BELEIVE IT!

yes well....this is my life...ninja obsessions, being called a freak by everyone-even my friends, and secretly teaching myself torture techniques, pressure points, and deathshots....XD not to mention wearing black as usual as possible...

Why am i not dead yet?

Warren — Wed, 4 Jul 2007 03:52:32 -0500

you know im still alive and the ninja said that he would kill me soon.

Children suck

bob the ninja — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:26:33 -0600

Today a small child asked me for some spare change.
So I Shoe Powered© their DooJoo© face.
Aw yeeeah!
Small children suck,
as they know not my awesome Ninja skills,
and have no idea their life will end soon.
Old people are more funner coz you can see the fear in their eyes and in the wet patch of their pants.
Or am I confused again?
I will have to think about this one.
I think.
Or will I?
I'm too ninja for you.

El Pirate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:34:17 -0600

A corporate heirloom
Set aside for Ninja glee
Mass produced in blood

Rodger

El Pirate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:28:09 -0600

Invisible man
Swift, black, impending Death Star
The doom of Rodger

Ode to my Black Knight

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:59:29 -0600

Truth a Ninja has
Questions asked bring certain doom
A small price for love

A Ninja Apocalypse

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:54:44 -0600

Come to me my fate
Cast in the image of death
No, I won’t complain

Faster than a Haiku

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:50:48 -0600

So fast you kill us
In the blink of an eye and
already. . .

Slaughter of the Dragon

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:36:48 -0600

Drink from the chalice
Sip the Dragon’s fiery breath
So fast the beast fell

I dare you!

alastor-the-ninja — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:38:13 -0500

I swear to God!!! If any of you people decide to get into groups of friggen 20 and bum rush fast food restaurants right as they are tryin to close. Heed these words. When I find you, I will gut you, hang you will your own entrails, and make you watch the teletubbies until you die slowly and painfully. I mean it too.

Ask A Ninja: Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja" - MP3

digitalfilmmaker — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:08:28 -0600

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Ask A Ninja: Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja" - WMV

digitalfilmmaker — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:07:15 -0600

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Ask A Ninja: Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja" - Quicktime

digitalfilmmaker — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:06:07 -0600

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Ask A Ninja: Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"

digitalfilmmaker — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 00:02:44 -0600

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