My friends must be killed by the Ninjas...she called me a freak because I love them... Ninjas are Bad @$$ BELEIVE IT!

yes well....this is my life...ninja obsessions, being called a freak by eve

Hi everyone! I'm bored and i just made an account so i decided to check out all the features of having an ask a ninja account. I love these movies! Well anyways, talk to y'all later!

What are some things ninjas would never say? (assuming if they would say anything).

heres some stuff i came up with -

- Itsa me, mario!

- excuse me, can i borrow some soap?

- does th

While I was running across the Detroit River finding pirates to kill. I knew it was just after the stroke of midnight... so I paused on the nose of a snapping turtle and smelled the fear of pirates near & far. I knew at that moment ninja everywhere had been training very hard & are ready to wash the world and beyond with the blood of pirates. Then dry it off with the fear of all non-ninja!

THE STEREOTYPE:

Pirates and ninjas are natural enemies.

THE TRUTH:

It's the truth kids. Generally, pirates tend to suck, while ninjas (such as myself) kick a whole lot of ass. That's probably what makes them so jealous. Oh ho, how they are jealous.