Welcome the new ninja!!!
Konnichi wa. Kitsune-ninja desu. Ninja desu. Thank you for the great site of ninjas and hilarity. Much appreciated.
A ninja's true path
Before I knew about "Ask a Ninja", I knew about "Real Ultimate Power", a ninja fan site. I made this for them.
G Ninja has Arrived.
I am a new Ninja recruit....
I noticed this site for 'Ninja' a few weeks back and decided to make a profile. It seems fun here. Although its difficult because the 'Secret Ninja Hide Out' has no internet so I must leave the 'Hide Out' and move through the shadows to the 'Internet Cafe'.
A new ninja...a newja? a noobja? a newbieja?
Hello my fellow ninjas. It is I, Ninja Rich from the great white north. You think being a ninja is hard enough...try wearing all black in winter! Not so easy I tell you. We must hide like the wind (and usually even faster than that) but there are definite advantages of being a Canadian ninja (or Caninja).
Children suck
Today a small child asked me for some spare change.
So I Shoe Powered© their DooJoo© face.
Aw yeeeah!
Small children suck,
as they know not my awesome Ninja skills,
and have no idea their life will end soon.


