dear ninja
how do you feel about the ninja turtles and what kind of relationship do you have with them

Dear AskANinja,

Domi Arigato Mr. Ninjato. Like you, as a Ninja I have seen and done it all and there is almost nothing in these dimensions and universes that I fear... except for the Robot Ninja's. I was traveling forward through the dimension of time for a little R&R. As I was materializing, at my destination in the year 4303, I noticed a black shadowy figure advancing towards me. Naturally, in my mind, the only thing that could possibly sense my arrival was another Ninja. I was right, it was another Ninja, a Robot Ninja. I took all of my power and skill just to avoid every attack this master machination had to offer. I used every weapon known in existence and even some that don’t. Nothing could scratch or put a dent into it. In an act of desperation I used my patented ten-finger grasp of death and spirit warped this metal maniac to the nearest black hole. Exhausted and completely drained of energy I collapsed on the ground victorious. I had met my equal and defeated it. And then the ground started to rumble, as I looked up I gasped. Charging toward me were a hundred thousand more of the same Robot Ninja's. With the last of my energy I dematerialized to enter the dimension of time and just as I finished I saw a hundred thousand swords slice through my ethereal body. As I moved backward through time I didn’t sense any of the Robot Ninja's following me but I fear that I may have shown them the way. May the Ninja Gods help us all if the Robot Ninja's ever find their way to our time.

I was wondering were a ninaj would get his uniform and how i can get one?

Does The Ninja ever wear shoes? Or socks?
I mean, all you really see is his top half. Except for the live performance, i've never seen so much as a glimpse of his legs, let alone his feet. Have you?

I think Santa is a ninja, and my girlfriend says he's magic. Who is right?