Today a small child asked me for some spare change.
So I Shoe Powered© their DooJoo© face.
Aw yeeeah!
Small children suck,
as they know not my awesome Ninja skills,
and have no idea their life will end soon.
Old people are more funner coz you can see the fear in their eyes and in the wet patch of their pants.
Or am I confused again?
I will have to think about this one.
I think.
Or will I?
I'm too ninja for you.