First question.

#1: Is Chuck Norris a Ninja, if so... is he purposely bad or is that some clever cover up of his real martial arts ability and skill.

#2: Has Chuck Norris ever come up against Ninjas? What was the outcome if he has?

#3: Have you ever met Chuck Norris? If so, what happened in that particular incident?

#4: A while back, at the end of one of your podcasts, you mentioned Ninjas being a very deadly cream-puff, if they could in fact be a food. How would one go about making such a cream-puff, and have you ever used such on a foe?

#5: How many fingers am I holding up?

#6: Is superman real, if so then no doubt he is some form of some super-ninja. Is that possible, or just lame theories?

#7: Do ninjas eat like regular people? And when they eat, what do they eat?

#8: What do you think of the upcomming movie title, "Epic Movie"?