THE STEREOTYPE:

Pirates and ninjas are natural enemies.

THE TRUTH:

It's the truth kids. Generally, pirates tend to suck, while ninjas (such as myself) kick a whole lot of ass. That's probably what makes them so jealous. Oh ho, how they are jealous.

They are oft prone to starting fights with ninjas, simply because they want to steal our cool keychains. They get away with it at first, but later they realize that they didnt "steal" from us, but merely traded without their knowledge. Our keychains for their kidneys. It's really a good bargain.

But really kids, not all pirates are bad. Just most of them.

DESIGNATES PIRATES (FREE FROM DISEASE OR CURSE):

MelyzaTHEPirate (aka Donna the Pirate)

She's a cool cat. We fight zombies together.