http://askaninja.com/blog/39231 en-US http://askaninja.com/node/3847 <p>Yo ninjas and fellow caninjas. I just wanted to make something crystal clear...for those of you who watch these episodes regularly...you might be sitting there thinking..."WAIT A MINUTE...CANINJAS ARE ALREADY NINJA DOGS!?!?!!?!? (Episode 11) WTF....AM I JUST FREAKING OUT OR LOSING IT?!?!?"<br /> The answer is yes.<br /> But to clarify...the AA Ninja...as I refer to him as...a little game we play...I call him an AA Ninja...he tries to kill me....what was I saying....oh right....the ninja in Episode 11 was killed by an omnibus (says a lot for wearing black @ night) that didn't even see him..rendering the use of 'Caninja' open to the public..I've already sent away for a patent so don't even bother...notice the subtle changes?? Like the blue background...and uh.....a happier ninja...I think and uh....yeah.<br /> So there is your answer to a question you didn't even ask.<br /> We caninjas look forward to killing you soon EH!</p> <p>P.S. Although we are killers in the climates up here...we are in no way related to www.caninja.com...although I think you should check it out!<br /> Keep reaching for the shirukens!</p> ask a ninja Caninja ninja rich Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:43:32 -0500 Ninja Rich 3847 at http://askaninja.com http://askaninja.com/node/2940 <p>Hello my fellow ninjas. It is I, Ninja Rich from the great white north. You think being a ninja is hard enough...try wearing all black in winter! Not so easy I tell you. We must hide like the wind (and usually even faster than that) but there are definite advantages of being a Canadian ninja (or Caninja).</p> <p>1. Most of the Toronto Maple Leafs are ninjas. That why they haven't won in so long! They're ninjas! Ninjas hide from glory...and the white backdrop again...man why not make a white ninja? Lookout for Tie Domi. That guy...whoa...like super Caninja.</p> <p>2. Most people think Canadians are nice, sweet people. We are, except for NINJAS! We Caninjas are the most deadly of all ninjas. Yeah, you think when we say "How's it going, eh?" we really care about what your response? That's crazy! We're just thinking of the 6 million ways to kill you while you think of that response. But by that time you're already dead...so um...yeah.</p> <p>3. Every try focusing your life energy into the vortex of time when it's -40 FREAKIN' BELOW out? Concentration, concentration, concentration let me tell you.</p> <p>4. I would throw in a whole figure skating refernece here but it's already been done. Damn you Dube!</p> <p>5. If you take our national flag's symbol they make really, really nice shurikens! Kill with pride...*sidenote* my last kill, Joe, his blood was gushing out of his body to the tune of the national anthem. Kinda gets a Caninja right there, ya know?</p> <p>So now that you know about us Caninjas, we must do everthing in our power to make you forget...so is what I just said useless?</p> <p>We Caninjas look forward to killing you soon EH!</p> Canadian eh? ninja Sat, 17 Feb 2007 19:49:01 -0600 Ninja Rich 2940 at http://askaninja.com