how exactly do i ask a ninja questions? i am a noob at this...

my girlfriend doesnt believe that i am her cat Dee-ti-dee, no matter how many times i've told her i am really the cat, who uses a brainwashed human as a puppet to speak to her in person. What are som

computers are very gay indeed. we sit at them like we have no lives all day long, and then we go to sleep. we wake up in the morning and sit at them until we realize that we are bored. when we step outside, we stop and say: im bored...

so me and my girlfriend were planing on seeing pirates 3 at the world premier, and we've given up hope on the grounds that WE CANT FIND OUT HOW TO GET TICKETS... anyway, could you please tell me why we cant find out ways to get tickets?